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The first presidential debate of the 2020 election was held Tuesday, September 29, at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio.

SATIRE: Presidential Debate Shows Candidates Are Definitely, Unconditionally, Equally Bad, We Promise

Donovan Nichols, Co-Editor In Chief October 7, 2020

The first presidential debate of the 2020 election cycle on September 29 left Americans shocked, flabbergasted, and utterly befuddled. The approximately hour-and-a-half long political brawl between former...

Satire: Up-N-Over Opens Scenic Drive-Thru Tour

Satire: Up-N-Over Opens Scenic Drive-Thru Tour

Donovan Nichols, News Editor December 11, 2019

Popular California burger chain Up-N-Over opened their new “Tour of Katy” experience on Monday, integrated into the drive-thru at their Katy Bort Fend Road location. The circuit is part of an attempt...

Naptime

Marina Long, staff writer January 29, 2016

       Remember the time you dreaded the hour your teacher would turn the lights off and tell you to take a nap? Yeah, those were the days. You would grab your towel, crawl under some little desk and...

Sophomores Alejandro Cstikovits, Cameron Crocket, and Ben Butler contemplate their lives after being dress coded.

Satire: School declares dress code epidemic

Snovia Moiz and Emily Burleson October 15, 2014

Grade level principals across the board declared a state of learning emergency yesterday in response to a rising “Dress Code Epidemic” sweeping the school. Witnesses described the hallways as scenes...

Satire: Students sell internal organs to pay for AP tests

Trevor Nichols, News Editor April 12, 2013

In response to the steadily rising costs of Advanced Placement exams, College Board recently introduced a new organ transplant program to help students cover the costs of the tests. Students can now sell...

Junior Stu Dent drowns in own tears due to homework

Trevor Nichols, News Editor February 14, 2013

Junior Stu Dent drowned in his own tears after receiving a large amount of homework on Tuesday. Dent, trapped under piles of worksheets and assignments, was unable to escape the flooding. “It’s...

‘Murica 2013: Solutions we can count on?

Trevor Nichols, News Editor January 9, 2013

Last week, Congress managed to avert going over the “fiscal cliff.” The compromise bill evokes memories of recent eleventh hour family Christmas shopping, in that it was a last ditch effort, not very...

Satire: Students thank district for censoring reading list

Satire: Students thank district for censoring reading list

Trevor Nichols, News Editor December 12, 2012

Katy ISD’s recent removal of books with content deemed questionable from required reading lists met with widespread approval from students. Students across Katy have thanked the district for preventing...

America needs more elections

Trevor Nichols, News Editor November 12, 2012

The votes are counted, the results are in, and we have a final answer. After months of constantly following the presidential candidates’ every move, we finally know who will be running the country for...

Satire: district cuts staircases throughout Katy ISD

Trevor Nichols, News Editor October 5, 2012

At the start of the new school year, the district implemented a plan to eliminate several staircases within Katy ISD schools. The cuts are due to an inability to hire enough stairs in the transportation...

No shoes, no date, no problem

Ana Gutierrez, Entertainment Editor October 5, 2012

Having trouble finding the perfect homecoming date? Do not worry, you are not alone. Aside from those annoying couples that date for ages, finding a homecoming date has become the challenge of the century....

Election of the living dead: “zombie voters” cause concern in Texas voting

Trevor Nichols, News Editor October 4, 2012

Over the course of the last month, thousands of voters throughout Texas received letters from the Texas Secretary of State’s office, telling them that the government had received information that they...

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