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America needs a candidate who listens

Trevor Nichols, News Editor September 19, 2012

As my standard issue news chopper touches down at the school every morning, I have to stop and think- have I helped the American people enough today? The answer is always a resounding yes. As the County...

Satire: STAAR testing brings valuable results

Trevor Nichols, staff writer April 4, 2012

Freshmen, sophomores, and juniors gathered for the four hour STAAR test on March 26 and 27. Experts agree that the STAAR is an extremely valuable diagnostic tool, and much more useful than the old TAKS...

Satire: Student body discovers poverty, proposes solutions

Trevor Nichols, staff writer December 9, 2011

Last Monday, students were astounded to see a poor man walking past Cinco Ranch Boulevard after school. The man was holding a cardboard sign and begging passerby for money near the high school and La Centerra....

Satire: Students Clamor For More Budget Cuts

Trevor Nichols, Staff Writer September 29, 2011

Last year, students proved that our generation will stand up against injustice at any cost. Therefore, it is important for the administration to listen to what our student body is currently demanding. We...

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